MournSTAR

Just a few months ago, I heard a troublesome tale, About a man who wore tank-tops – a homosexual male. While he cut my hair, he did woefully confess, That he'd got himself into a terrible mess. "Major disaster, darling; I've been living a lie!" He said like a diva, and started to cry. As he put in my highlights, he began to tell, Of his elderly Mother who'd become very unwell. If she had known that her son was a gay, She'd say "That's a lie, he swings the right way!" Being a born homophobe, and a little senile, She was convinced he was straight, and in complete denial. So lying in her death bed, Mother whispered to Julian "If you